What I promised you:
But…
Cronyism… intact
Wall Street payoffs… still being paid in full
Big Oil running the show… the show must go on (now with manslaughter and animal cruelty!)
The war in Iraq… still fighting
Warrantless wiretapping… still tap dancing away
Transparency… opaque
Blackwater getting government work… no unemployment there
Unemployment capped at 8 percent… no I meant 9 percent… no make that 10, yeah 10 percent
Bipartisanship… let’s just say that idea’s been split down both sides
Universal health care… look, I did get this one through! So what if in turn its passage convinced large corporations to completely drop health care for their employees in favor of paying nominal fines? So what if insurance premiums for individuals went up by 20 percent?
So, America… how you like me now?